asgard’s next top model
Look how happy Fandral looks, like he’s totally aware how fabulous they look.
He probably coordinated this whole scene.
"Sif you and I will be in the middle, cause we’re the most fabulous."
"Do that thing that makes your ponytail swing."
"Come on guys, it’ll feel goofy but it’s gonna look so fuckin’ good."
they’re all about to trip over a bench
My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
She’s a witch
when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”
step one: wash hair
step two: hope for the best
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now